Yeah, you’d still be sickly
SP: If you were an animal, what kind would you be?
FP: I don’t know-something sly.
SP: Like a fox?
FP: No, something cooler, like a cheetah.
SP: Yeah, foxes are kinda cute. I’d be a panther.
FP: Yeah, but a black and white one.
SP: No, just a black one.
FP: Yeah, it’d be too cold. [Wtf?]
SP: No, I don’t really think I’d be something like that.
FP: Well, what would you be?
SP: Like a giraffe. You know, they have no natural enemies. So I could just eat leaves and chill.
FP: Yeah, your asthmatasies. [aka asthma]
SP: What?!
FP: [Laughs] Because you wouldn’t have to run. So your asthma wouldn’t matter.
SP: Why can’t I just be a healthy giraffe?
FP: Because it’s suppose to be you.
SP: But if I’m going to be something else anyways, why can’t I be healthy? [Clearly offended and hurt at this point.]
FP: [Laughs] Okay, you can be a healthy giraffe.
I was totally that close to that giraffe. (BTW, this was from the zoo in Madrid. Kick ass.)
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